I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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