I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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