Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
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If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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