The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
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Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Pooping to opera.
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