so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
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remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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