I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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