youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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