He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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