Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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