Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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