you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
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Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
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one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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