still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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