Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
we're so committed to being not committed
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Randomize