I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
