we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
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You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
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We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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