I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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