Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
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doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
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All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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