In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
They are going to name an STD after you.
my liver is dry heaving
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
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