But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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