Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
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for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
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Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.