You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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