he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
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all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
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Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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