Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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