I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Randomize
