But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
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Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
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By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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