google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
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he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
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i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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