i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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