everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
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You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
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he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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