The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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