Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Where did you get a picture of my penis
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
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he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
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It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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