we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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