it hurts more in the daytime
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
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Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
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time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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