are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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