dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
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Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
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She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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