sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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