Your tits are I can't wait for
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
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I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
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It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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