i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Randomize
