People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
