D3 body, D1 cock
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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