If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
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Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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