i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
