I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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