I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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