what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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