And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
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We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
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Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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