it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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