Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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