I wanna bring you to show and tell
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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