We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
