Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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