Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
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I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
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I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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