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The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
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Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
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It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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