if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
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She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
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I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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