soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
This is my life. Enjoy the view
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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