He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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