All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
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Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
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Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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